Urban Activities Done Outdoors

Urban activities done outdoors
Car camp talk of the Harbaugh Bowl
Thinking of La Suri...
is it the rat or the smile?
So you wanna be a Cowboy
or are you just a Marlboro Man
pasting nature on a screen
calling yourself salvaje
but you're more like Savage
from the Wonder Years
Stepping on mouse holes
with an osprey above
you're off trail today
but let's face it, you're not
Jeremiah Johnson
and neither is Robert Redford
never was
just an actor.